Love, Awkward and Miscellaneous: Today, I had to take my fiancé to the hospital so they could...

By Anonymous - 15/02/2013 23:22 - Venezuela - Barquisimeto

Today, I had to take my fiancé to the hospital so they could remove a tampon applicator that he claimed he somehow "fell onto". It was lodged up his nostril. I'm marrying this man in a week. FML

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By Anonymous - 11/10/2025 09:00

Today, I went to my cousin’s wedding and started tearing up during the vows. I reached into my purse for a tissue but accidentally pulled out a tampon, which flew across the aisle and landed right between the bride and groom. It's probably going to make it into the wedding video. FML

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By Beer - 28/06/2024 05:00 - United States

Today, I picked out a massive two-inch long ingrown hair on my chin. I called my girlfriend in to take a look. She saw it, shrieked, then fainted, cracking her head on the toilet as she fell. Hello, hospital bill. FML

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jimbob_76592 5

Saturday 16 February 2013 5:51

Maybe he was having a nosebleed?

poppunkismylife 9

Saturday 16 February 2013 5:51

I fall onto tampons all the time!

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chuckcloninger 12

Sunday 17 February 2013 7:56

Still?

twinkie193 6

Sunday 17 February 2013 8:23

Nosebleed lol

ittybitttyme 8

Sunday 17 February 2013 14:01

Haha quit watching She's the man when he's around.

GarageDragon 22

Monday 18 February 2013 11:03

Well good luck to you, OP.

OnlyoneCam 3

Tuesday 19 February 2013 4:37

Ummmm?

thepagoo616 4

Friday 22 March 2013 9:18

I feel you that sounds like something my fiance would do smh

GeorgiaBea 28

Thursday 24 December 2015 0:25

What kind of bachelor party was that??

jasonswife423 18

Tuesday 9 August 2016 1:39

pics or it didn't happen

CrazyJolteon 0

Monday 9 January 2017 3:44

You pervert

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