Miscellaneous: Today, I had to pick up my drunk mom at bar. While we were driving...

By Anonymous - 09/05/2009 16:49 - United States

Today, I had to pick up my drunk mom at bar. While we were driving home, she thanked me over and over again, and then said, "Thank god you have no life!" FML

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How very dare you?

By Anonymous - 23/08/2019 14:00

Today, my drunken mother told me I'm just like my father and that I don't give a fuck about her. She's living in my home and drinking my wine. FML

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Sunday 10 May 2009 7:03

FYL

jbweesoo 0

Sunday 10 May 2009 2:10

wow i love how this has happened to me too multiple times yay for drunk moms!

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Djtvdougui 0

Friday 6 November 2009 6:50

drunk people say the truth..:)

Youd_laugh_2 0

Sunday 6 December 2009 6:45

Dump her out on the curb.

hiphopapotamuz 0

Monday 15 March 2010 18:00

I would have kicked her out of my car

ReignBeauxLord 0

Saturday 9 October 2010 8:35

well, if u have no life, then how do u **** it?

Noname7453 0

Saturday 23 April 2011 2:12

Best one yet lol

Marmarfarfar 25

Tuesday 30 April 2013 4:21

Nice one mom...

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