ACAB, Cops and Kids: Today, I had to go to the police station to pick up my 42 year-old...

By ahhahaha - 12/08/2009 03:07 - United States

Today, I had to go to the police station to pick up my 42 year-old dad. Why? He was caught stealing candy. FML

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By Littlebigben - 19/07/2017 05:00

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By bad karma - 21/11/2011 14:34 - United States

Today, I was so hungry that I literally stole candy from a baby. FML

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Sunday 19 August 2018 6:19

.....Did he take it from a baby?

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Sunday 19 August 2018 6:19

.....Did he take it from a baby?

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