Health: Today, I had to get an ultrasound, which required me to drink...

By Aciliveth - 10/06/2010 16:07 - Canada

Today, I had to get an ultrasound, which required me to drink 3 glasses of water beforehand. The doctor said I had too much and told me to go pee out just a little and come back. It took a lot of effort to hold the rest in. The first thing she did when I got back was press on my abdomen. I peed myself. FML

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By Tib - 18/12/2009 06:42 - United States

Today, I had to take a urine test. I drank a lot of water so that I wouldn't force it. When I got there, I had to pee really bad. The cup was too small and when I relieved my bladder, it was a jet that rebounded off of the cup and overflowed going all over my hands, clothes, toilet, and floor. FML

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Hanging on in quiet desperation

By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2013 but it's good stuff - Mexico

Today, I have to get an ultrasound at the hospital. In order to get a clear picture, I need to have a full bladder. I've been waiting my turn for 2 hours now, desperately needing to pee. There are still multiple patients ahead of me. FML

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Something is about to bust

By Stigmamma - 30/05/2021 20:01

Today, I had an ultrasound which required me to have a full bladder. I arrived on time, bladder full, only to be stuck in waiting room limbo for 40 mins. I nearly exploded. FML

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By killme - 29/02/2016 07:00 - Canada - Belleville

Today, I had to pee in a cup. The cup almost overflowed. My first instinct was to drink some so it didn't spill. FML

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By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2014 but it's good stuff - United States - Windsor Heights

Today, I had to take a drug test for a new job. I ended up spilling the cup of piss all over myself. I had to explain what had happened, then go sit in a waiting room full of disgusted-looking people, while I kept drinking water to fill my bladder back up. FML

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By NoPeeGiven - This FML is from back in 2013 but it's good stuff - United States - Palatine

Today, I had to go to the clinic for a physical. The nurse asked me for a pee sample; however, I had no urine to give. After 20 minutes of standing at the stall I was able to squeeze half a cup of pee. As I approached the sink to cover the sample, I somehow managed to drop it all over myself. FML

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By analbel - 05/11/2018 12:00

Today, I had to get a urine analysis done for my doctor. I take medicine that makes me a little shaky sometimes. Guess who spilled their pee all over themselves while trying to put the lid on. FML

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By overflowing - 16/04/2011 22:20 - United States

Today, I had to take a mandatory drug test with the doctor present. Nervous, I couldn't get myself to pee in the cup right away. When I finally did, I couldn't stop myself from overfilling the cup and getting pee all over myself. FML

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Almost made it

By anon9876542 - 20/08/2009 11:02 - Australia

Today, I drank 1.5 litres of water. I didn't go to the bathroom for 9 hours. During my one-hour trek home on public transport, I was busting to pee but I managed to hold it. Walking 200 metres from my bus stop to my house was agony, but I still held it. When I got to my front door, I peed my pants. FML

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By urinanalysis - 03/12/2009 16:08 - Canada

Today, I went to get blood and urine tests done before work. As I was attempting to aim into the cup, I lost balance and slipped. I ended up peeing on my sleeves and my pants. I was late for work and I smelled like pee. FML

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devona 2

Thursday 10 June 2010 23:23

incase you didn't know, it's really hard to hold it when your pregnant...hence the whole ULTRASOUND part.

lawlsmileyface 0

Thursday 10 June 2010 23:14

lol of that happened to me I would blame it on the bitch who pressed it.

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lalalaloveit 0

Friday 23 July 2010 5:08

FYL OP

orligirl 5

Thursday 12 August 2010 22:35

I know what you mean. I had to have one a few years ago to rule out medical problems, and I didn't even have the chance to go to the bathroom beforehand. in that part, you got lucky. I had three bottles of water, an I had to hold it in for seven hours!

Crista_hurt 0

Tuesday 12 October 2010 3:41

# 27 ur a trip

priscy_fml 0

Tuesday 16 November 2010 18:00

oh my!!

emerluvsu 6

Tuesday 5 April 2011 20:35

Lol!!! wow

alissa_roar 6

Tuesday 10 May 2011 10:55

Maybe I'm wrong, but aren't you supposed to EMPTY your bladder before an ultrasound, not gorge it?

Faery_Magic 11

Saturday 25 February 2012 13:19

I thought so too, til I had to get one. No, I wasn't pregnant or anything (I was still a virgin at the time) but they needed an ultrasound of my ovaries. Apparently your bladder needs to be full so they can see them. O_o I managed to hold it in when she pressed, but damn, it was hard.

Chelgleek 7

Saturday 27 August 2011 0:48

Though it's sad for the OP, I find any story involving somebody pissing themselves to be utterly hilarious. : )

stephanieeDawnx 0

Wednesday 2 November 2011 3:54

Trust me, I know how you feel. Except they didn't tell me to pee a little.. They took my ultrasound with a big black hole-thing blocking the view of half of my baby. :( It sucks.