Embarrassing, Birthday, Awkward and Miscellaneous: Today, I had a surprise birthday party for my mom who turned...

By KmartFart - 04/10/2009 16:25 - United States

Today, I had a surprise birthday party for my mom who turned 57. About an hour into the party, I look over at my mom and she was grinding all over my best friend while holding a bottle of tequila in her hand, and a pair of leopard skin panties hanging out of her pants. FML

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Sunday 4 October 2009 20:06

MILF

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Sunday 4 October 2009 20:05

haha whoa! freaky mom?

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strar009 0

Sunday 4 October 2009 21:37

lahp 0

Sunday 4 October 2009 21:52

eewwwwwwwwwww ... but still .... GO MUMMA its your birthday we going to party like its your birthday xD ....... oorrrr.... thhherrreee ain't nothiinnggg wrronng with a lil bump and grind!