Miscellaneous: Today, I got stuck in my apartment's garbage chute. FML

By AwwChute - 21/02/2010 01:53 - United States

Today, I got stuck in my apartment's garbage chute. FML

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Sunday 21 February 2010 9:07

How did you.......oh riiight, Oregon...smh

IDunnoz 0

Sunday 21 February 2010 9:07

wtf

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Sniper3000 0

Sunday 21 February 2010 18:25

umm...... fyl.......?

amazingjane 0

Sunday 21 February 2010 18:31

how the ****

slyace 9

Sunday 21 February 2010 18:50

Uhhhh how the f- you know what no. Forget it. I dont want to know (-_-')

Catheec 4

Sunday 21 February 2010 19:00

Lmao!!!! I laughed for about 5 minutes at that mental image. :D

imchanel 0

Sunday 21 February 2010 19:25

wth? how do you even fit in the chute?

rinnychan 2

Sunday 21 February 2010 20:04

Are you the same person who dropped their keys down there the other day?

containsnosoy 0

Sunday 21 February 2010 20:04

Let me guess, you were looking for keys....... like in another recent FML..

acinom 3

Sunday 21 February 2010 20:32

I'm confused. it sounds like you tried to go down it and got stuck.

808heaukulani 0

Sunday 21 February 2010 20:46

All I can say is "WTF?!" after you explain how this unfourtunate occurance came to be I might add a "YOU MORON!!"

blastvortex 3

Sunday 21 February 2010 21:37

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