Transportation: Today, I got pulled over for drunk driving. This is the second...

By Anonymous - 14/03/2012 07:33 - United States

Today, I got pulled over for drunk driving. This is the second time its happened. I was completely sober both times. FML

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Today, I got pulled over for violating hands-free law and not having an updated address on my driver's license. Two days ago, I got pulled over for the same reasons. Now, I have four tickets I need to deal with. FML

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heyhihello95 12

Wednesday 14 March 2012 11:40

That should tell you something

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Wednesday 14 March 2012 11:43

Makes me wonder how you passed the driving test..

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InfiniteSecret 20

Wednesday 27 September 2017 23:33

Wow you must be a terrible driver, if this keeps happening ????

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