Transportation: Today, I got my new license plate, which is the story of my life....

By Casey W - 13/03/2017 12:00

Today, I got my new license plate, which is the story of my life. FML

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By Anonymous - 22/12/2014 16:27 - United Kingdom - Birmingham

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By ACAB - 16/09/2019 20:00 - Australia

Today, I got pulled over for speeding. After the cop asked for my license, he started laughing when he saw my picture. FML

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Monday 13 March 2017 14:45

From what we can see if it there are only four letters which means it's a custom plate. You did that to yourself.

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Monday 13 March 2017 14:04

Ugh! They misspelled FML! Or is it "**** my ******* life!"

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onceuponatime456 16

Tuesday 14 March 2017 14:44

Why is a special order license plate an FML?

awesomeamandas 37

Tuesday 14 March 2017 23:27

is there supposed to be a photo for this fml? there isn't one on here and on a few others under the fml photos.

Alan 56

Wednesday 15 March 2017 9:45

Update your app to the latest version, the pictures will appear like magic :)

wickedgetz 30

Wednesday 26 April 2017 13:25

this looks custom...I feel for you if that number plate represents your life. on the other hand it is on a Subaru so life cant be that bad

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