Intimacy: Today, I got motion sickness while having sex. FML

By mikeycoco - 20/05/2011 14:39

Today, I got motion sickness while having sex. FML

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hey_its_kristi 0

Friday 20 May 2011 18:54

were you on a waterbed?

88joey5 4

Friday 20 May 2011 18:56

if your a girl Its ok you get thrown around alot during sex

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california283 6

Friday 20 May 2011 20:00

reading this made me nauseous

ceddyz17 10

Friday 20 May 2011 20:09

ride em cowgirl

cwmbear 0

Friday 20 May 2011 20:12

Were you alone?

JennaMarie420 2

Friday 20 May 2011 20:14

dramamine is the way to go

CityCunt 0

Friday 20 May 2011 20:15

prego?

perdix 29

Friday 20 May 2011 20:18

You're probably gay and what made you sick is the thought of having sex with someone of the wrong gender.

kewlstoribro 6

Wednesday 25 May 2011 3:19

aw, i have no clue what perdix said now.

LilTiki559 13

Thursday 26 May 2011 13:33

so true:(..

Crazy4Christ 0

Friday 20 May 2011 20:26

haha udi

silentblack 0

Friday 20 May 2011 20:27

please tell that u are a girl

frostymug18 1

Friday 20 May 2011 20:38

should have swallowed!!

goodfella925 0

Friday 20 May 2011 20:38

sex on a cruz?

7mood75 7

Sunday 22 May 2011 15:28

oop

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