Animals: Today, I got mauled by a cat named Mr. Sprinkles. FML

By zzdug - 08/02/2010 03:19 - United States

Today, I got mauled by a cat named Mr. Sprinkles. FML

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justanotherbird 19

Monday 8 February 2010 9:23

Win for Mr. Sprinkles!

shortie_sauce 0

Monday 8 February 2010 9:30

YDI for trying to put him in the freezer, dwight

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SheepPimp 0

Tuesday 9 February 2010 4:01

mr. sprinkles is a child molesting cat in the hat from some dumb show on vh1

Thebluez 0

Tuesday 9 February 2010 4:54

but Mr.Sprinkles is super evil

sirSwagster 0

Tuesday 9 February 2010 5:07

go mr sprinkles

dojofalz 0

Tuesday 9 February 2010 5:33

seriosly stop bitching N 12

MeliJelly 0

Tuesday 9 February 2010 9:59

Today, I got flamed by a user that named themselves after a sugary cookie. FML.

Dethklok17 0

Tuesday 9 February 2010 14:26

lol...... u fail.... sprinkles win

Kelso_24 0

Tuesday 9 February 2010 16:31

your a freak

rawr_forever 0

Wednesday 10 February 2010 1:33

Teehee! I like that name :3

ohmahgawdd 0

Wednesday 10 February 2010 9:54

Win. just saying

dyld921 2

Thursday 11 February 2010 12:17

Are you sure it's Mr. Sprinkles and not Miss Sprinkles?

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