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By bluebride - 03/02/2010 17:58 - United States

Today, I got married. My mother told me to stop being difficult, because she was the mother of the bride, and it was her day to shine. FML

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Namenlos_fml 20

Wednesday 3 February 2010 23:14

Wow.... your mother is a self-centered ****

allmidnighteyes 10

Wednesday 3 February 2010 23:28

What the hell? Your mother claims to have bioluminescent properties?

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Hiropon 0

Thursday 4 February 2010 5:52

*put up? I'm not thinking correctly today...

wordgirl 0

Thursday 4 February 2010 6:14

Wow. With a mother like that, you don't need a bitchy best friend/maid of honor. She's got you all covered in that arena. Is she always like that? If so, FYL for SURE.

ZleveL 0

Thursday 4 February 2010 6:24

yo momma so fat, she plugged a blackhole

rwac07 0

Thursday 4 February 2010 6:35

yo momma so ugly, they push her face into dough to make gorilla cookies.

gazelle_fml 0

Thursday 4 February 2010 6:44

wow HER day? nahh.. only if she's the one gettin with ur hubby that's when it's the cougars day 2 shine

kristy027 0

Thursday 4 February 2010 6:44

yo mama's so fat.. she cut her leg n gravy poured out or yo mama's so old she used to ride chariots to high school

scarsnstars45 0

Thursday 4 February 2010 7:01

kill that bitch, you're a grown-up now…that dried up snatch has served her purpose!

princessclark 0

Thursday 4 February 2010 7:26

my mother did the same!!!!!

isecondthat 0

Thursday 4 February 2010 7:57

writing that down lol :D

WorkThatButt 2

Thursday 4 February 2010 8:38

Yo' momma iz liek so gay, she actually haz a dick :o

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