Intimacy: Today, I got hypnotized at my school's variety show. Apparently,... - FML

By OhGeez - 08/06/2009 19:41 - Canada

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Today, I got hypnotized at my school's variety show. Apparently, when asked to do something I enjoy doing, I began to violently hump the floor. FML

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4bbaf9d3caaa8f84 20

Tuesday 9 June 2009 1:59

wow, that sucks. At least you didn't call out someone's name like your mom's, dog's, sister's etc...

FrootLoops_ 0

Tuesday 9 June 2009 2:00

that must have been awkward afterwards :)

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Juli_fml 0

Tuesday 9 June 2009 3:06

this is why i never went onstage for a hypnotist show

malcolm1919 0

Tuesday 9 June 2009 3:06

you should check for splinters

pwnage79 0

Tuesday 9 June 2009 3:06

#4, how can he control that? thats not his fault

AmberHall 2

Tuesday 9 June 2009 3:09

Maybe you should try cultivating strength of mind lol. No-one can be hypnotised against their will, and there is usually a subconscious measure of control. Perhaps rather than simply being 'floor-sexual' you have secret exhibitionist tendancies?

notlovingit 0

Tuesday 9 June 2009 3:09

i was feeling upset 5 minutes ago but reading that i almost fell off my chair laughing embarrassing.... but you made my day

shadowsx1101 0

Tuesday 9 June 2009 3:10

lmfao the floor must have enjoyed being humped :)

xo_emily_xo 0

Tuesday 9 June 2009 3:14

lmfao #89. that is incrediblyy embarrassing though! i might die if i was a guy and that happened to me! or i might die again if that happened to me even though i'm a girl!!

xismex 0

Tuesday 9 June 2009 3:15

Hehe

kawaiimomo 0

Tuesday 9 June 2009 3:16

damn how are you ever gonna live this down?

kk3211 0

Tuesday 9 June 2009 3:18

at least you didn't start masturbating....

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