Miscellaneous: Today, I got fired, apparently for being racist to black people....

By Razz - 15/07/2015 22:02 - Australia - Lilydale

Today, I got fired, apparently for being racist to black people. When I told my boyfriend, he couldn't stop laughing. He's black. FML

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Saturday 18 July 2020 18:32

Sooo what were you doing that was seen as racist? Your black boyfriend is irrelevant

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Lila Mathews 10

Thursday 27 June 2019 2:06

This may be shocking but just because you know a black person doesn't mean you can't be racist 🤣🤣🤣🤣

ojoRojo 27

Saturday 18 July 2020 18:32

Sooo what were you doing that was seen as racist? Your black boyfriend is irrelevant

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