Miscellaneous Today, I got another email from Amazon asking me how I like my...

tony1401 - 02/02/2010 16:00 - United States

Today, I got another email from Amazon asking me how I like my new Kindle. I don't have a Kindle. It's the one I bought my ex for Christmas, right before she left me while I was deployed overseas. FML

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Anonymous - 28/12/2012 04:31 - United States

Today, my girlfriend donated most of my book collection because she got me a Kindle for Christmas. Some were signed, including my Harry Potters. FML

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Anonymous - 14/02/2013 20:23 - Germany

Today, my girlfriend bought herself a brand new iPad and iPod Touch, and returned my aging iPod and Kindle, which she constantly steals for her own use. She considers it my Valentine's Day present. FML

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Anonymous - 21/12/2010 20:51 - United States

Today, I went and bought my wife a new cell phone for a Christmas present. She called me five minutes later saying she got a notification e-mail thanking her for her purchase. FML

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moikristine - 21/05/2013 10:24 - Norway - Fagerstrand

Today, I got an email saying the gift I'd ordered for my boyfriend of three years had been sent. I ordered it a couple of days ago because I thought he needed cheering up. I guess he found a better way of doing so himself; he broke up with me yesterday. FML

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We got a reader!

Anonymous - 28/09/2012 05:18 - United States - Hobbs

Today, my new boyfriend came over to my apartment for the first time. Up until now I thought he was great, but when he spotted the book I'm currently reading next to my couch, he uttered the immortal question, "Why do you read?" FML

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Kinda cruel

Anon E. Mouse - - United States - Waterville

Today, my ex told me about how much the person she left me for loves the lingerie I bought her. FML

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Booksmarts

sigh - 29/03/2016 04:57 - United States - North Branford

Today, I gave the guy I've been seeing a copy of my newly published book, because I know he loves writing. He started reading and commented on how amazing it was. Then he gave it back. He didn't realize it was a gift. My awkward self didn't correct him. I'd written him a sweet letter inside. FML

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ALetterADay - 24/12/2017 01:30

Today, I wrote a long, loving and emotional Christmas letter to my girlfriend, leaving it for her to read when she woke up. Halfway through the day, I received a text stating that she saw my "breakup letter" and threw out all my stuff. I can't even contact her now. FML

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fiddlercrab - 27/03/2022 03:00 - United Kingdom - Brierley Hill

Today, I'd like to thank Alexa for my notification, saying ”You bought a 4-pound bag of Jawbreakers recently, would you like to share your feedback with Amazon prime customers?" My wife heard the message and laughed. FML

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can’t nerd right - 04/08/2020 02:02

Today, I was wondering why the new book series I'd ordered hadn’t arrived. I ordered new books because my mom constantly bitched at me about being on the internet too often. She took my laptop away to "teach me a lesson". Only I need my laptop to get the confirmation number to track my books. FML

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hXcsoccerplaya 0

Tuesday 2 February 2010 20:07

wow shows that some people are incapable of faithfulness. FYL buddy

SemiRetarded 0

Tuesday 2 February 2010 20:21

Ouch. Thanks for the constant reminder Amazon. I can't believe all the shitty comments people make over someones spelling mistakes. THANKS FOR SERVING OUR COUNTRY!!!!

dacho 7

Tuesday 2 February 2010 23:48

YDI for being illiterate.

ey3seecold 0

Tuesday 2 February 2010 23:49

it's okay bro half of the deplyees are suffering the same loss but atleast u didn't come home to hairy babies that's not urs..by the way u should give her a call I heard kindle2 is out... fyl

antixc4 1

Tuesday 2 February 2010 23:54

i feel ur pain boss the same shit happened to me a month before I got back and we were gettin married later but u just gotta forget about her and know that someone out there is better for u

anbu_jr 0

Tuesday 2 February 2010 23:59

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juliannaaaa 0

Wednesday 3 February 2010 0:20

aw she is a horrible person

DonkeyDelight 0

Wednesday 3 February 2010 0:23

There's a magic thing called "Google". No but seriously, it's basically an electronic book reader.

marrsbty 0

Wednesday 3 February 2010 0:29

YDI for using E-mail. ass :)

anrwlias 0

Wednesday 3 February 2010 0:35

If it was bought under your account, you can deactivate it.

jonny2x4 0

Wednesday 3 February 2010 0:48

The iPad will PWN the Kindle. You watch.

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Wednesday 3 February 2010 2:36

One of the first apps Steve Jobs showed was a Kindle ON the iPad. The Kindle will be one of 140,000 apps for the iPad. That's about as literal a case of pwnage as there is!

bluesclues72 0

Wednesday 3 February 2010 1:13

an electronic device that allows you o buy books and read them on the device. apple released something similar called the ipad. barnes and noble has the nook.