Intimacy: Today, I got an anonymous letter, stating my condo's community...

By Username - 03/08/2011 14:33 - United States

Today, I got an anonymous letter, stating my condo's community and all my neighbors can hear me having sex. Not only that, but kids gather around my window to listen. FML

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Today, I discovered that my neighbors had held a secret "meeting" to discuss how annoying my "constant singing" as I go about my days in my apartment. They even made a petition, with over ten signatures, asking me to "cease and desist." FML

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By WhitneyHouston - 06/07/2009 19:33 - United States

Today, my neighbor knocked on my door and left a note that said "Please stop singing in the shower. You're terrible, and everyone in the building can hear you." FML

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By whoawhoawhoa - 28/12/2010 22:04 - Canada

Today, my boyfriend and I heard my parents going at it upstairs. He said, "sounds like they're having more fun than we did." To make it worse, he crept to their door and put his ear to it, telling me what he heard. FML

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knights95 9

Wednesday 3 August 2011 18:48

Start charging for the show.

flockz 19

Wednesday 3 August 2011 18:50

right when your about to cum you should scream "I ****** HATE MY NEIGHBORS" followed by the sounds of your bed hitting a wall

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TanithBaby 0

Thursday 4 August 2011 0:39

Wow lol

baseballlegitly0 2

Thursday 4 August 2011 0:42

some times u just gotta sing I JUST HAD SEX

jake6632 0

Thursday 4 August 2011 1:00

hmu any time i like my girls load

maddie2015 0

Thursday 4 August 2011 1:05

Wow that's awkward.

maddie2015 0

Thursday 4 August 2011 1:07

The show must go on!(;

Marie7_fml 1

Thursday 4 August 2011 1:38

Next time you have sex, blast Avenue Q's "you can be as loud as the hell you want when your makin love" :)

REDHOTCHILI4LIFE 0

Thursday 4 August 2011 2:23

That's amazing.

lilmillion22 5

Thursday 4 August 2011 2:38

I don't understand how people can be THAT loud!

rezzel 0

Thursday 4 August 2011 2:46

sounds like a win to me

briannac1 0

Thursday 4 August 2011 3:43

That's hot.

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