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By oopsie - 24/05/2009 14:50 - Canada

Today, I got a phone call from a number I didn't recognize. It was a man with a speech impediment, and I began imitating him. He was the manager of a store I applied at. He wanted to arrange an interview. FML

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leggomyeggo 0

Sunday 24 May 2009 23:14

why would you imitate him? that's pretty rude.. ydi.

Lauriebug 0

Sunday 24 May 2009 23:15

Definitely deserved that. It is never okay to be rude that way.

Comments

omgitsseejay 0

Monday 25 May 2009 3:26

how could you be so heartless?-kanye west I feel that only a lyric from one of kanye's songs can explain this FML. Oh yeah, YDI

coffeennicotine 0

Monday 25 May 2009 3:31

You're a douche. You'll never find work acting like such an ass. YDI

bombastic117 0

Monday 25 May 2009 3:33

you deserved that you b****, what you can only feel better about urself by putting others down?? YDI

amanda0 0

Monday 25 May 2009 3:33

Instead of "I agree, your life is ******" or "you deserved that one" there should be a "you’re a complete asshole" button. I would totally click it right now... Douchebag.

falloutgurl517 0

Monday 25 May 2009 3:36

wow.... jackass move much??

cpatrick820 3

Monday 25 May 2009 3:37

hmm. Nothing I can say that hasn't already been said. Shut up, don't reproduce, and eat a dick.

newguy_fml 0

Monday 25 May 2009 3:38

you are a ******* asshole

nprugby11 0

Monday 25 May 2009 3:46

you deserve it, and how does it make you feel knowing that a guy with a speech impediment is a manager while you're unemployed? Future tip: "Hello? May I ask who's speaking?"