Kids: Today, I got a call from my daughter's school. Apparently, she...

By Ldp56 - 25/02/2011 18:44 - United States

Today, I got a call from my daughter's school. Apparently, she was learning about the food pyramid and when she was asked to identify what she had eaten the day before, she said "dog food". FML

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Friday 25 February 2011 23:12

that's gross what's wrong her cat food is the thing now

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No, no, they misheard her. She said "dog, fool". Though I'm not sure that's any better...

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CutieFail 0

Monday 22 August 2011 7:40

I'm assuming she meant puppy chow.

arobin51 0

Friday 30 December 2011 9:22

Needs more clarification.

sleepyglowstar 32

Monday 25 March 2013 11:14

She hasn't actually eaten dog food tho right?

magnetic_aura 26

Friday 3 October 2014 20:30

Haha, my dogs are so spoiled. We cook brown rice and some kind of meat for them every night. We mix that with wet dog food. Sometimes when my mom makes extra chicken or something, she offers me a plate of "dog food".