Intimacy: Today, I gave a speech at a charity fundraiser. I didn't realize...

By Rebecca2135 - 01/10/2018 22:05

Today, I gave a speech at a charity fundraiser. I didn't realize how close I was standing to the fan, which automatically went on. As soon as I said, "this is why you should pledge," my dress flew up. I then learned how quickly phones can take pictures and emails of my underwear can be sent. FML

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BurnInDemonFire 35

Monday 24 September 2018 3:30

Is it technically upskirting if the fan was the reason people could see your underwear? Either way, those people are a disgrace.

aljonking 11

Monday 1 October 2018 22:45

Hope you were wearing cute underwear

Comments

BurnInDemonFire 35

Monday 24 September 2018 3:30

Is it technically upskirting if the fan was the reason people could see your underwear? Either way, those people are a disgrace.

tounces7 27

Wednesday 3 October 2018 7:41

And these are the sort of people at a charity fundraiser?

BurnInDemonFire 35

Wednesday 3 October 2018 13:49

Even worse if it was a charity to help women who are victims of sexual abuse.

bodino 6

Monday 1 October 2018 22:10

Sounds like the audience was a bunch of boys, pre-puberty.

ChromoTec 24

Monday 1 October 2018 22:37

Perfect timing

aljonking 11

Monday 1 October 2018 22:45

Hope you were wearing cute underwear

Rook 1

Friday 5 October 2018 15:51

At least she WORE underwear.

emh86 14

Monday 1 October 2018 22:51

That blows

RichardPencil 30

Tuesday 2 October 2018 0:33

Oh, you were wearing underwear? I guess you “blew” your chance to make real money. Or... Had you gone commando, I’m sure the phone lines would’ve “blown” up.