Sextoys and Intimacy: Today, I found three of my sister's dildos as I helped her unpack...

By sisterlylove - 10/01/2015 19:02 - United States - Hannibal

Today, I found three of my sister's dildos as I helped her unpack boxes for her new house. Jokingly, I said, "Why would you even need three?!" She actually explained. FML

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By Anonymous - 06/04/2022 00:01

Today, I found out my younger sister is too cheap to buy her own sex toys, so she has been borrowing mine. I clean mine thoroughly after use but apparently she just puts them back in the box after she’s done, while they’re still wet. Not gonna lie, I threw up a little after she'd admitted it. FML

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By Can't Unsee - 25/08/2018 22:00

Today, my mother found my sex toys. To make me "feel better" she showed me hers. FML

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By tawnaciousd - 10/09/2009 06:35 - United States

Today, my sister surprised me by cleaning my room and doing my laundry. She found my journal, condoms and vibrator and decided to share her findings with my family. Oh yes... she also shrunk half my wardrobe. FML

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By Anonymous - 14/05/2019 06:00

Today, I came home from work and found my sister using my vibrator in my own bed. FML

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By Anonymous - 17/06/2015 14:12 - United States - Kill Devil Hills

Today, my wife came back from her camping trip with her friends. I decided to help her out by unpacking her stuff while she used the bathroom. It's funny; I never knew that a dildo, a ball gag and an open pack of condoms were considered camping gear. FML

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By Somebody fucking kill me! - 12/08/2025 05:00 - Mexico

Today, as I was going to hook up with a sex friend, I discovered that my pack of condoms was missing. Then I saw my sister chewing out her two 10-year-old twins, who'd found them in my drawer. This how my family, who had visited me for family dinner, found out about my sexual life. FML

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By Person - 07/06/2009 18:07 - United States

Today, my mother found condoms in my room. She asked why and I said, "Just in case." She started laughing hysterically. FML

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By quadropheniac - 09/06/2009 16:18 - United States

Today, I walked into the bathroom and found my sister cleaning her vibrator. With my toothbrush. FML

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By haha247 - 14/08/2009 14:09 - United States

Today, I was helping my brother clean his room. While putting clothes away, I found a box of thongs. They were mine. FML

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By Anonymous - 22/06/2016 00:28

Today, after the last few months of my sister living with me while she finds her feet, I asked if she could help me out by doing the washing up. Half an hour later, I walked into knee high dish soap foam in the kitchen. My sister was right in the middle, trying to sculpt dicks. She's 20. FML

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Bricktothehead 21

Sunday 11 January 2015 0:02

You definitely walked into that one.

Eliseopwns 22

Sunday 11 January 2015 0:00

Ignorance is bliss, my friend.

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Jack_Me_Off_Jerk 5

Sunday 11 January 2015 1:33

please do tell me more!

weveallbeenthere 30

Sunday 11 January 2015 1:38

I would like to know what her answer was.

lux0rd 18

Sunday 11 January 2015 1:49

Ask a stupid question get a stupid answer?

WasabiMars 21

Sunday 11 January 2015 1:55

So what's her explanation? C'mon OP don't leave us hanging.

Chaith 16

Sunday 11 January 2015 2:29

Well of course she had to explain, she couldn't let you go on thinking she was a wierdo... LOL.

Erikaaa262 6

Sunday 11 January 2015 2:36

well you asked lol

kiki1705 20

Sunday 11 January 2015 2:45

And why didn't you explain to us?

Awsemogreeb 19

Sunday 11 January 2015 2:56

Because it's obvious. ******, anus and mouth.

Sillsallad 15

Sunday 11 January 2015 7:22

What's the point of sucking off a *****?

Guythatsepic 14

Sunday 11 January 2015 7:35

#68 practice

AliceIsOnAcid 2

Sunday 11 January 2015 2:46

Now I'm kinda wondering what the op's sister said.

doubleofuck 20

Sunday 11 January 2015 2:54

Don't ask a question if you don't want to know the answer

BlondePsycho 43

Sunday 11 January 2015 3:43

Dont ask, don't tell!

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