Love: Today, I found that my "lesbian" best friend and roommate is... - FML

By Anonymous - 13/11/2010 23:00 - Canada

Today, I found that my "lesbian" best friend and roommate is now dating the guy I've been trying to get a date with for weeks. FML

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PokeSponge123 3

Sunday 14 November 2010 1:36

You should also put quotations around the "best friend" part.

I_iz_B_a_troll 23

Sunday 14 November 2010 1:40

I'm stupid.

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bryxe_fml 6

Tuesday 22 November 2011 4:42

ouch burn much

fantasyworld 37

Saturday 8 November 2014 22:35

She's bi then.

jstone89 13

Thursday 4 August 2016 22:43

Doesn't surprise me.

T1A2Z3 34

Tuesday 1 May 2018 2:34

Sexuality is a very fluid thing. No matter what you think you can always be wrong. A lot of people experiment and change their minds. That's no reason to be mad at her.

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