Today, I found out why you never leave wet leather shoes in a...

By LostSoul - 01/07/2019 22:00

Today, I found out why you never leave wet leather shoes in a van when it's over 90 degrees. FML

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ajh1800 25

Monday 1 July 2019 22:38

Well? Are you gonna tell us why or not??

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They shrink

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ajh1800 25

Monday 1 July 2019 22:38

Well? Are you gonna tell us why or not??

Late For Breakfast 19

Monday 1 July 2019 23:34

They shrink

LostSoul 19

Tuesday 9 July 2019 2:28

Wet hot leather shoes smell like something died.

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Wednesday 3 July 2019 7:12

Poor unfortunate soles!

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Wednesday 3 July 2019 17:02

In pain! In need...

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