Intimacy: Today, I found out why my cell phone has been going missing every...

By Anonymous - 26/02/2011 20:19 - United States

Today, I found out why my cell phone has been going missing every night for the last few months. My sister has been "borrowing" it so she can hold it against her crotch and repeatedly push the vibrate button. FML

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Saturday 26 February 2011 23:56

So, what's all the buzz about?

TurkeyBaconLovin 0

Saturday 26 February 2011 23:56

didnt notice the smell?!

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jess6blondie9 2

Sunday 27 February 2011 10:32

That's extremely disgusting. Looks like it's time to buy a new phone.

confuseeeee 0

Sunday 27 February 2011 10:55

genital radiation cancer?

ninjanate 0

Sunday 27 February 2011 11:03

you should hook me up with her. only five year difference.

Accept 11

Sunday 27 February 2011 12:18

>.> Sad.

rattusrattus 18

Sunday 27 February 2011 12:52

Harry Potter Vibrating Broomstick makes a great gift. That is all.

Equin0x 0

Sunday 27 February 2011 13:10

lol kids these days... FaceTime?

Sadochan 0

Sunday 27 February 2011 13:41

Give me the number of your sister.

creedaddict 9

Sunday 27 February 2011 14:33

ok put a vibrator where ur phone is cum on help ur sister out lol

AK_lor 5

Sunday 27 February 2011 15:08

how the hell did you find out?

Diplomatz 0

Sunday 27 February 2011 15:30

I bet you sniffed it afterwards.

ladancer113 4

Saturday 5 March 2011 5:03

did it smell like tuna... 0_o

bigairlovemusic 5

Sunday 27 February 2011 15:38

O_O

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