Intimacy: Today, I found out the girl I gave my virginity to gave me gonorrhea....

By Infected - 20/02/2011 17:30 - United States

Today, I found out the girl I gave my virginity to gave me gonorrhea. FML

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Monday 21 February 2011 0:02

It isn't the gift that keeps on giving, but you might want to give her a good call or two to all her other lovers.

toelie 26

Monday 21 February 2011 0:06

Should have used a condom. Learn your lesson before you catch something that's not as easily cured.

Comments

iloveboyswittats 10

Monday 21 February 2011 1:11

You can get an STD from oral and anal too genius

Stallion19 0

Monday 21 February 2011 1:16

dude that sucks

shelikeslurpee 0

Monday 21 February 2011 1:44

and thats why you dont have sex with prostitutes...

mecolaya 0

Monday 21 February 2011 1:49

Great trade, dude. You should've held out for more though. A baby, maybe.

chuymac 3

Monday 21 February 2011 1:55

haha that sucks

prettypinkpixie 9

Monday 21 February 2011 2:07

Be glad it wasn't herpes...

PushMyButtons 5

Monday 21 February 2011 2:09

what happens stays in your room....even the gonorreah.

PushMyButtons 5

Monday 21 February 2011 2:13

what Happens in your room, stays in your room.....even the gonorrhea.

leeexxx 2

Monday 21 February 2011 2:26

that is really really sad:(

Gabbymcbride 2

Monday 21 February 2011 2:38

Be Happy It Wasn't Aids.And YDI, For Not "Being Safe".

kaceemae 7

Monday 21 February 2011 2:46

you also probably believed her when she told you she's on birth control lol

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