Miscellaneous: Today, I found out that the only reason my parents have been... - FML

By Armstrong - 18/04/2015 23:55 - United States - Brownsville

Today, I found out that the only reason my parents have been letting me hang out with my friends so late is so they can search my room for drugs. FML

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poppunkette 22

Sunday 19 April 2015 13:10

Yet they don't realise you probably take the stash with you when you see your friends!

wakemeupplease 21

Sunday 19 April 2015 13:03

lol idk why I thought it's so they can have sex on every piece of furniture in the house

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kozzard 17

Monday 20 April 2015 18:18

However, that also gets glitter all over the room, and no one wants that

PizzaElHutt 7

Monday 20 April 2015 20:20

If anything put a lock on your door.

snarkytruth 37

Tuesday 21 April 2015 8:49

It their house their rooms. I've known parents to remove doors from kids rooms before for punishment . We always had cheap hollow doors. Dad would have busted them down before we ever got the lock out of the package!

fruity_lover 7

Tuesday 21 April 2015 6:15

Oh my gosh is your last name armstrong?? And haha drugs

Gillett 23

Tuesday 21 April 2015 20:18

Sounds like Mom and Dad need to go and buy their own drugs

blackonblight 32

Wednesday 22 April 2015 8:59

Reserving judgement until we know if OP had drugs or not.

Deetz_Meerkat 2

Saturday 25 April 2015 4:15

Well, did you have any?

Stopcomplainin 0

Wednesday 29 April 2015 16:56

Damn if you didn't already assume they do this wherever you're gone in general, you have no insight whatsoever

shannon2348 14

Monday 18 November 2019 3:33

That doesn't even make sense. I'm pretty sure they could do that while you're in school.

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