LGBTQIA+ and Love: Today, I found out that the guy I like was only coming to my...

By brother love - 13/08/2010 05:33 - United Kingdom

Today, I found out that the guy I like was only coming to my house to get closer to my brother. FML

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Friday 13 August 2010 12:45

it could have been worst. he could have been trying to get closer to your dad!

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panicbunny 0

Saturday 8 October 2011 15:51

How is this a "You deserved it" moment?

Anglwrfish 17

Sunday 9 October 2011 23:55

Is he succeeding?

PrettyLittleMe0 4

Monday 24 December 2012 23:59

Reminds me of family guy..

tpm45 25

Monday 5 August 2013 6:03

To be honest, I've considered doing the same thing. Being a closet gay is hard.

JesusOfNazareth 16

Saturday 24 May 2014 23:54

Is your name Meg Griffin?

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