Miscellaneous: Today, I found out that my mom isn't coming to see me for Christmas....

By jhulich - 24/12/2013 20:48 - Sweden - H?gersten

Today, I found out that my mom isn't coming to see me for Christmas. Instead she'll be spending it in jail for a DUI and battery. Thank you to my cocklick of an aunt for taking a recovering alcoholic to a bar and pressuring her into relapse. FML

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Wednesday 25 December 2013 1:04

What a bitch, I'm so sorry OP

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EmperorChowilio 21

Thursday 26 December 2013 3:48

Is she not an adult to make her own decisions?

commandercolbert 6

Thursday 26 December 2013 4:04

ur aunts a piece of shit

ZackL624 5

Thursday 26 December 2013 5:36

Cocklick? Am I the only one? Lol dude tbh OP, your mother is well old to understand the consequences of her action. Don't blame your aunt as much as your mom. It's her fault she gave in to peer pressure. 12 steps my man

Shade1982 20

Friday 27 December 2013 11:05

The aunt is easily just as much at fault as the mum. Being a recovering alcoholic, she obviously already has low self-control. The aunt was most likely aware of this and still took her...