Intimacy: Today, I found out that most of my family has the same fetish...

By Ewwwwno - 19/09/2017 11:00 - United States - Seattle

Today, I found out that most of my family has the same fetish as I do. I don't know whether to be revolted or relieved that I'm not the only one. FML

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Lily_Rain77 25

Tuesday 19 September 2017 20:03

What is this fetish? I'm asking for a friend....

KrazyKatz3 26

Tuesday 19 September 2017 20:05

How did you find out...?

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Bubbilility 27

Tuesday 12 September 2017 11:50

I love FMLs like these, they make my family seem so normal.

kuba22542 2

Sunday 17 September 2017 18:10

it could be incest

Cav86 5

Saturday 30 September 2017 2:36

It’s definitely incest ?

mattyiscool123 26

Tuesday 19 September 2017 20:01

Some things just run in the family ?

Lily_Rain77 25

Tuesday 19 September 2017 20:03

What is this fetish? I'm asking for a friend....

mattyiscool123 26

Wednesday 20 September 2017 2:07

Knees

KrazyKatz3 26

Tuesday 19 September 2017 20:05

How did you find out...?

DMo42 14

Tuesday 19 September 2017 20:33

ikr. is that normal dinner talk.

Cav86 5

Saturday 30 September 2017 2:38

They had a family orgy, thus finding out they’re all into incest

chosha_fml 26

Tuesday 19 September 2017 20:10

By your reaction, maybe both.

Shabnam Moghal 14

Tuesday 19 September 2017 20:20

What's the fetish?

NostalgiaFreak9 41

Tuesday 19 September 2017 20:47

Too many negative votes, comment buried

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PenguinPal3017 19

Wednesday 20 September 2017 16:20

The fetish, not a fetish. I want to know too!

arioch_fml 20

Tuesday 19 September 2017 22:03

Asking the OP'S fetish, not the definition lol.

iny0urjuicebox 7

Tuesday 19 September 2017 20:22

Is it an incest fetish? If so, your future family reunions are gonna siiick!

ARISKomuniszt 24

Tuesday 19 September 2017 21:09

At least they'd all have fun.

Megan Cole 8

Tuesday 19 September 2017 20:35

Well what is it, and how did you find out??

AlysiaChanel 16

Tuesday 19 September 2017 20:38

That just depends on the fetish..

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