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By homeless - 26/03/2014 23:45 - United Kingdom - Winchester

Today, I found out that, after having moved over 500 miles to begin a post-graduate degree, I'm being kicked out of the house I'm renting. We haven't yet signed agreements. Apparently I "keep the kitchen too clean". FML

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By NeedToBeMessier - 17/10/2015 21:32 - United States - Hardwick

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By Anonymous - 17/07/2022 01:00 - United Kingdom

Today, after my housemate handed in his notice to vacate without telling me beforehand, I had few days whilst working to make a decision to stay or vacate. In a panic, I chose vacate. On my day off I sat down with my finances and discovered I can't afford elsewhere. I asked to stay, my landlord put up rent by 50%. I might now become homeless. FML

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By ShouldBeSingleSoon - 26/03/2013 04:15 - United States - Lincoln

Today, my boyfriend, who moved in about a month ago, decided he wanted to move back out. Why? Because I don't keep my place clean enough for him. This, coming from the same man who refuses to wash or clean anything because "that's what women are for." FML

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By homeless - 14/12/2010 18:41 - United States

Today, I got home from work to find an eviction notice taped to my door, stating that I was a nuisance and had 30 days to vacate the property. I live at home with my parents. FML

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By Anonymous - 23/04/2024 16:00 - United States - Auburn

Today, I found out the person that I’ve been casually seeing has decided he wants to live with me. I found this out when I asked him to go home after two weeks sleeping over, and he told me he'd already moved out of his mom’s. I sublet a single bedroom and have barely enough room for myself. FML

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olpally 32

Thursday 27 March 2014 12:21

File a report or do something, not sure how things work in the UK, get new roommates. that's some major bullshit.

Ctrl_H 18

Thursday 27 March 2014 12:24

Eww you're one of those people who wash their hands after using the restroom too I bet. That ***** nasty brah.

Comments

Ben009 13

Friday 28 March 2014 5:44

There is clearly another reason here.

brittneycarter 10

Friday 28 March 2014 6:40

File a report. That isn't a valid reason to kick someone out of the house they're renting.

TheMystery13 13

Friday 28 March 2014 15:19

This is easy: just destroy the kitchen.

Smoxxii 17

Saturday 29 March 2014 4:45

The ****? Is there such a thing as being "too clean"? I should think not, good sir! There isn't anything wrong with keeping tidy, OP. Remember that. ;)