Miscellaneous: Today, I found out my parents have a list of everything I have...

By 14YearOld - 25/11/2011 17:17 - United Kingdom

Today, I found out my parents have a list of everything I have ever Googled. FML

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Today, I Googled myself. I found my mugshot and a blog my mom had written about how much of a problem child I am. FML

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By ks0300 - 24/02/2010 05:47 - United States

Today, while visiting my in-laws, I went into their home office in search of a sheet of scrap paper. Instead, I found printed copies of every email and IM my husband and I had ever sent each other, including pictures. Highlighted and annotated by his mother. FML

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By Anonymous - 08/06/2011 04:35 - United States

Today, I found out my mom has notebooks with lists of everything she has bought for me ever since I was born. Apparently she is going to make me pay her back for all the money she spent on me once I'm an adult. FML

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Friday 25 November 2011 22:43

Oh god. Next time, remember to clear your history. Some people look up crazy shit.

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Friday 25 November 2011 22:43

Yahoooo?

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