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By nekoneko - 07/02/2010 05:15 - United States

Today, I found out my mom pretended to be me and had AIM conversations with my boyfriend. FML

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Xuphra 0

Monday 8 February 2010 1:19

Wow.. hard to explain how angry I would have been...

greg1234567890_fml 2

Monday 8 February 2010 1:33

i feel mad at MY mom from listening to this.

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fred1rav 0

Monday 8 February 2010 2:56

AIM say lol what?

harryman04 0

Monday 8 February 2010 2:58

of course he's gay you dumbfuck it says he's a man and the fml says boyfriend. get a brain you dumbass

JeNGaL9 0

Monday 8 February 2010 3:08

Too many negative votes, comment buried

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djjmax 7

Wednesday 27 June 2012 17:30

You are correct,revenge is not a consideration, it is a requirement

soovyl 18

Monday 29 December 2014 21:32

I like the way you think !

nutcrackers 2

Monday 8 February 2010 3:22

ydi for leaving ur seat for such a long time without logging out

kukitheaf 0

Monday 8 February 2010 7:04

wat if she haxxors him? btw u phail at trolling

silentfog 0

Monday 8 February 2010 14:45

no he deserves it for still using aim

newlove_fml 0

Friday 20 January 2012 4:28

#27 - this may be my absolute hatred of the word "haxxors" talking here, but while they may not be very good at trolling, you absolutely FAIL at proper spelling and grammar. Please learn real English, for the love of all things decent.

Amazingman90 0

Monday 8 February 2010 4:13

Too many negative votes, comment buried

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Amazingman90 0

Monday 8 February 2010 4:15

and 3 for living in Ohio

LTMcleod 0

Monday 8 February 2010 4:23

There's just too much fail in this whole paragraph..

DeadHorseman 11

Monday 8 February 2010 4:32

Too many negative votes, comment buried

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Gothic_Angel 0

Monday 8 February 2010 4:40

lol......your mom's messed up.....ever think of changing your password.... what could they even be talking about lol FAIL!!!!!! yea i'm 22

sum1savemeh 0

Monday 8 February 2010 6:38

your mom is ****** up man.. I feel for youu

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