Miscellaneous: Today, I figured out that my baby-powder container can be closed...

By yacoob - 24/01/2009 21:34 - United States

Today, I figured out that my baby-powder container can be closed by twisting the cap. I just got back from a long trip. My suitcase used to be black. FML

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Tuesday 14 April 2009 2:52

so did Michael Jackson [:

starberries 0

Saturday 6 November 2010 19:07

You just figured out how to close a container of baby powder? Have you learned to tie your own shoes yet?

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Monday 25 January 2016 6:01

Wow. Hope you had fun cleaning that up :( I hate unpacking

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