Miscellaneous: Today, I fell into a hole. And by hole, I mean a sewer. FML - FML

By Anonymous - 16/05/2012 10:45 - United States

Today, I fell into a hole. And by hole, I mean a sewer. FML

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akallaan 7

Wednesday 16 May 2012 18:51

"That's a shirty situation." "What a shit hole." "The shit hit the fan." "All the other shit related puns here" Just saving everyone some time and effort.

ICastillo 24

Wednesday 16 May 2012 18:52

Did you see the Ninja Turtles while you were down there?

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Wednesday 28 August 2013 4:29

Carmen Winstead?

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Sunday 22 December 2013 4:27

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Monday 15 December 2014 6:38

Eww! That sucks!!! how?!

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