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By Anonymous - 16/02/2017 06:00 - United States - Frederick

Today, I didn't think getting egged was a thing anymore until I found that my car got egged. FML

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Today, my house got egged. Why? As a joke, my friend bought me a doormat that says, "A Canadian Lives Here." I'm Canadian. FML

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pacman490 21

Saturday 18 February 2017 5:47

Egging is gonna be a thing as long as eggs are still a thing

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Wednesday 26 July 2017 11:12

egging is for chumps man. if you really want to get someone, tp their house just before it rains.... or put petroleum jelly on their windshield wipers

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