Work: Today, I cut my finger at work while chopping some vegetables....

By Ryan - 07/02/2010 14:18 - France

Today, I cut my finger at work while chopping some vegetables. I grabbed the nearest rag I could to stop the bleeding and put it on the cut. I didn't know the rag had just been used to clean up a lemon juice spill. FML

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Monday 8 February 2010 5:03

look on the bright side, lemon juice tends to cauterize cuts

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ouch but at least your cut smells lemon fresh.

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iareaunikitty 5

Friday 19 December 2014 4:09

The lemon..... It burns

FlightofAcidFox 18

Tuesday 15 December 2015 9:08

One way to make a sour situation bitter. .

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