Health: Today, I complimented my mom with "Hey, I think you lost some...

By Kristina - 18/02/2009 21:09 - United States

Today, I complimented my mom with "Hey, I think you lost some weight." She replied with "Yeah, I think you found it." FML

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Today, I proudly told my family I lost 15 pounds. My dad looked me up and down and said, "Well, you've got a looooong way to go." FML

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By ugly duckling - 06/08/2015 19:18 - United States - Reston

Today, feeling very self-conscious about my looks, I told my mom I felt ugly and wished I could be as beautiful as her. She only said, "Yeah, I'm pretty, I wonder what happened to you." FML

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Wednesday 18 February 2009 23:13

my mom says stuff like that to me :/ that sucks dude.

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I see you didn't inherit your mother's sense of humour.

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Tuesday 12 April 2011 4:44

same here. 100% bitch

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hahaha that's hilarious

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what a sick burn

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