By Anonymous - 10/02/2013 01:39 - United States - Decatur

Today, I came home from a two-week vacation. When I walked into my house, I found cat poop everywhere. It took me several hours to clean it all up, and the house still smells terrible. The worst part is that I've never owned a cat in my life. FML
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LolPieRofl 11

Run, the ninja cats have arisen! Hide the women and children!

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geekpower_fml 28

Your boyfriend might hate giving you flowers, but at least he left you a few cute cats while you were out! He was only trying to correct his mistake.

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oj101 33

Crazy cat lady stopped over for a visit.

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TheErinny 7

might be possible, that you closed one in the house while you were gone. Would explain the smell. Found a cadaver yet?

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TheErinny 7

you'd close that when you go on vacation, won't you?

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j_cat187 19

I smell a grammar related error in this post.

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1PersonIsMyWorld 22

Where? I can usually pinpoint them out.. I've read it twice and I don't see any errors.

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mega20913 8

I can image the cat in the picture saying "yea I did it...what are you gonna do about it"

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Merridew 8

I want to have a vacation too

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Ariana386 3

Wth? One must have gotten trapped in you're house SOMEhow.... Ew. What a homecoming. Two weeks' worth of cat poop.

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