Miscellaneous: Today, I called the toaster a "cheeky thing" for being done before...

By jenni6488 - 22/02/2012 07:56 - United Kingdom

Today, I called the toaster a "cheeky thing" for being done before the kettle. FML

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By gofixmyhead - 30/08/2011 14:53 - United Kingdom

Today, in the flat I share with four students, I broke our toaster. The night before, they'd successfully managed to toast chicken soup-covered crumpets in it whilst drunk. I tried to toast a teacake, and the whole thing exploded in flames and smoke. Our toaster got taken out by a raisin. FML

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By bymyself - 07/02/2011 02:05

Today, the nicest thing said to me all day was from my microwave, which flashes "Enjoy your meal" when it finishes cooking something. FML

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By anon - 14/01/2013 03:00 - United States - Dublin

Today, I walked into my mother's house to find that she had knitted clothes for some of the household appliances. The toaster was wearing a dress. FML

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Wednesday 22 February 2012 15:56

You sir are a dandy

Pelreskovich 11

Wednesday 22 February 2012 16:00

That rapscallion of a toaster!

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arkid24 1

Thursday 23 February 2012 18:47

Sounds like my wife sometimes

yousodi 10

Friday 24 February 2012 2:54

Cheeky monkey lol

shelglo 5

Tuesday 28 February 2012 3:42

Seriously..this is what makes it onto FML...the moderators approved this bullshit FML? Unfucking believable. FML

newburton13 26

Tuesday 10 April 2012 23:01

What's wrong with you?

DarthVader77 9

Tuesday 30 October 2012 4:39

Put it in the corner, it deserves to be punished ;)

Kazze 31

Saturday 27 September 2014 22:31

This is oficially the most British thing I've ever heard.

Daesh_fml 9

Thursday 20 November 2014 7:51

That's not a Fml, it's obvious...

starieberry 5

Monday 15 December 2014 21:14

The most British post on FML ever

jasonrellet 22

Sunday 3 July 2016 4:14

Seriously this got posted?

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