Love: Today, I brought my boyfriend of 2 weeks home to meet my mom...

By Anonymous - 18/01/2011 06:16 - United States

Today, I brought my boyfriend of 2 weeks home to meet my mom and she started talking about how she really wants a lot of grand-kids. He called 2 hours later and broke up with me. FML

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Today, my mother found out that my fiancée broke up with her last boyfriend because she didn't want kids and he did. She's now demanding that I either change her mind, or call things off with her. FML

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Tuesday 18 January 2011 12:08

THANKS, MOM.

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Some parents really need to get it through their heads that their offspring are not required to push out babies of their own.

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Yordan 5

Friday 22 June 2012 2:31

Yeah way to go mom.

thisisabaduser 0

Tuesday 24 July 2012 13:17

you should have told her how long you were going out first

Annihilator257 15

Wednesday 4 February 2015 6:43

Omg i had that happen

fantasyworld 37

Monday 31 August 2015 4:36

2 weeks is kind of early to bring him home.

JustThatPerson 21

Saturday 30 April 2016 20:02

HEY MA! HE BROKE UP WITH ME, NEXT TIME SHUT UP, PLEASE! ;(

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