Love: Today, I bought my girlfriend a very expensive necklace. I gave...

By Nickolas Neffster - 05/10/2011 00:14 - United States

Today, I bought my girlfriend a very expensive necklace. I gave it to her thinking she'd be extremely happy. Instead she was mad at me because my gift for our anniversary was better than hers. FML

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Today, I asked my girlfriend about a diamond necklace I bought her for her birthday, which she didn't seem to be wearing. She then told me she hocked it to pay for her inexpensive phone bill. I paid $1,500 for that necklace, she received $300 from the pawn shop. FML

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By JJ_V3N0M - 03/01/2015 10:48 - United States - San Francisco

Today, it was my girlfriend's birthday, so I decided to take her to a fancy restaurant and give her an expensive $400 necklace that I had bought. Being traditional, I asked the waiter to arrange it nicely on the tray when he came with our dessert. Neither he nor the necklace ever showed up. FML

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By NoConfusion - 14/09/2014 12:53 - United States - San Francisco

Today, my girlfriend told me that the necklace I gave her wasn't a "unique enough gift." I spent two weeks making that necklace, link by link. FML

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By ima nerd - 25/12/2010 07:31 - United States

Today, I gave my wife a $900 necklace as a special Christmas gift. She gave me a set of Star Wars pajamas. As it turns out, I was more excited to wear my gift than she was to wear hers. FML

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By lame - 20/10/2009 14:04 - United States

Today, for our 2-year anniversary, I bought my girlfriend a beautiful $400 necklace. She bought me a pink $5 shirt of Elton John riding a piano through space. FML

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By hoogimo - 24/11/2010 10:55

Today, after buying my girlfriend a $700 bracelet for Christmas, I hinted that I wanted a pair of Oakleys. She told me I shouldn't get her anything and that I should expect even less. FML

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By Chrissy - 08/02/2010 20:24 - United States

Today, I found out that the necklace my boyfriend gave me for my birthday was actually a gift he'd given to his ex-girlfriend. FML

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By flyakite29 - 20/07/2009 16:36 - United States

Today, my girlfriend came home and announced that she'd just bought a $40 pair of flipflops. She then declared that I wouldn't be getting a birthday gift this year due to budget shortfalls. For hers a month prior, I'd got her a $300 piece of jewelry. FML

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By manhood fading away - 25/12/2016 20:24 - United Kingdom - Heckmondwike

Today, because it was our first Christmas as a couple, I was careful to get my girlfriend what I considered to be a very thoughtful gift. She opened it, took one look at it, made a face like I'd just kicked a puppy, and told me that in future it would be better if I just gave her money so she could buy her own presents. FML

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By paperbagforever - 01/11/2023 20:00

Today, the girl I have feelings for gave me a really thoughtful handmade gift. She apologized for not buying something. I meant to tell her it’s worth more than anything, or priceless, but my mouth instead said, “It’s worthless." FML

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ollie179 21

Wednesday 5 October 2011 8:38

Get her something nice, she's angry. Get her something shit or nothing, she's angry. You can't win.

Antoine_Dodson 0

Wednesday 5 October 2011 8:37

Bitches be crazy.

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bubo_fml 10

Wednesday 5 October 2011 17:19

"Today, I purchased my girlfriend..." Enough said...

kilandy 0

Wednesday 5 October 2011 17:19

just goes to show ya that you cant please women!

arealwarrior 0

Wednesday 5 October 2011 17:45

U shoulda drawn a smiley face on a sheet of paper bc bitches love smiley faces ;)

davek 36

Wednesday 5 October 2011 18:21

Bitches be crazy.

SammySteel 6

Wednesday 5 October 2011 18:27

Well get her nothing for the next one and maybe then she'll be happy

shireeniee 8

Wednesday 5 October 2011 18:48

Mmm. You can't win.

aerogxt 7

Wednesday 5 October 2011 19:57

Welcome to women.

BritLass 15

Wednesday 5 October 2011 20:25

Women like that give us a bad name! Stupid girl!

muhilrashid 4

Wednesday 5 October 2011 21:23

Wow ungrateful much ?

LilyZombie 8

Wednesday 5 October 2011 21:41

Tell her it was from Claire's, haha

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