Miscellaneous: Today, I beat my extremely competitive friend in a game of pool....

By soreloser - 20/05/2013 06:32 - United States - Manhattan

Today, I beat my extremely competitive friend in a game of pool. He responded by breaking a pool stick over my head. FML

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teddy4nyy 13

Monday 20 May 2013 16:08

FYL OP. Your friend has some serious anger management issues.

zombieslayer83 19

Monday 20 May 2013 16:09

Well, that's your que to break yours on their head.

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Medd_fml 13

Monday 20 May 2013 19:15

you're a little generous with the word 'friend', huh?

KnnNike 2

Monday 20 May 2013 19:27

Time for a new friend...

D3ATHZ3RO 15

Monday 20 May 2013 19:41

Guess that makes you a SORE winner, lol

zazzi01 10

Monday 20 May 2013 19:51

beat his ass lol

dj041392 9

Monday 20 May 2013 20:24

I suggest you make a new friend

Tiger9099 11

Monday 20 May 2013 21:07

Never again.

Jharrist89 12

Monday 20 May 2013 21:52

Did he get mad when you called the police?

NagainaFier 16

Monday 20 May 2013 22:17

Then you both beat his ass AND not get a concussion! Sounds like a win to me!

atoom1 3

Monday 20 May 2013 22:51

Such a sore loser. At least he didn't stick it up your ass lol

buckdharma 37

Monday 20 May 2013 23:04

Don't go hunting with this one.

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