Love: Today, I asked out my best friend via facebook graffiti. He then...

By Anonymous - 04/03/2010 05:08 - United States

Today, I asked out my best friend via facebook graffiti. He then accidentally wrote his rejection as his status instead of on my wall. More people liked his status than the number of friends I have on facebook. FML

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Today, my girlfriend "accidentally" set her relationship status to "single", and 20 of my friends "liked" it, including my mom. FML

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By Anonymous - 30/10/2013 23:39 - United States - South Gate

Today, my girlfriend decided to break up with me over Facebook. Unfortunately, she "accidentally" posted it on my wall instead of sending me a message, so the whole world could see it. My mom liked her post. FML

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Today, I sent a friend request on facebook to the only person I became friends with this semester at college. He denied me. FML

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KiwiBlam 4

Thursday 4 March 2010 12:12

Haha awesome. Grow some balls and learn to ask someone out properly

KenMcGormick 0

Thursday 4 March 2010 12:27

are you sure he accidentally wrote that?

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KittehSayzRAWR 0

Friday 5 March 2010 5:20

Ha ouch.

thongs4lyfe 0

Friday 5 March 2010 7:23

"accidently"

QTaznHawaii 0

Friday 5 March 2010 21:23

atleast you tried :] it's better to have put yourself out there rather than wonder upon what would have happened if you had blah blah blahed...

Smilzen 0

Sunday 7 March 2010 11:24

"Accidentally"...ha ha ha. That's cute.

FloMarDee 19

Tuesday 9 March 2010 12:28

SCREW FACEBOOK!! lol!

Kadaver 1

Thursday 29 April 2010 19:42

that is so sad. I feel for you.

elcartel 0

Monday 31 May 2010 18:28

you're pathetic

VolleyballSMASH 1

Monday 28 June 2010 22:27

Don't worry, that means only two people liked his status. :)

underyourbreath 8

Thursday 16 September 2010 6:28

"accidentally"?.... maybe, maybe not

underyourbreath 8

Thursday 16 September 2010 6:32

probably in the same way he "accidentally" forgot to delete it..

GrammarFailure 0

Thursday 30 September 2010 22:49

YDI. learn how to ask someone out.

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