Intimacy: Today, I asked my fiancé what he liked most about being in a...

By redlips - 09/11/2010 18:06 - Japan

Today, I asked my fiancé what he liked most about being in a relationship with me. His answer? "I can watch your boobs without being called a perv." FML

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By DFR - 09/06/2010 13:05 - United States

Today, my boyfriend proposed to me in a really really romantic way. After we called our parents to tell them the news, he turned to me and said, "Hey, I hope you know this doesn't mean you can start getting lazy with your blowjobs." FML

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Wednesday 10 November 2010 0:11

A good girlfriend would be flattered.

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Wednesday 10 November 2010 0:18

Wow haha. That was an epic answer. ;) I'm proud of him.

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DeadxManxWalking 27

Wednesday 30 March 2016 20:39

well it's true

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Saturday 18 June 2016 13:21

He does have a valid point...

azouwa 26

Thursday 7 September 2017 14:21

You should of jumped for him.

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