Intimacy: Today, I accidentally pocket dialed my sister while I was masturbating....

By fmyhabit - 15/04/2011 05:34 - United States

Today, I accidentally pocket dialed my sister while I was masturbating. FML

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chewbacca69 0

Friday 15 April 2011 11:51

don't lie you just wanted to hear her voice

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Friday 15 April 2011 11:54

YDI for having the phone that close to you... unless you were using it? Had it on vibrate?

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kemando 22

Monday 18 April 2011 17:06

iPhone. Winning.

connordowling 0

Monday 18 April 2011 20:51

LMFAO

rh_shorty95 0

Tuesday 19 April 2011 0:23

you had ur pants on?

fatman1970 25

Tuesday 19 April 2011 1:16

Awkward!

girldancer8 0

Tuesday 19 April 2011 4:52

don't **********.

flipcican6 0

Tuesday 19 April 2011 8:17

fail on your part

amkaye 1

Wednesday 20 April 2011 22:19

Why did you still have your pants on?

l0606299 0

Thursday 21 April 2011 4:39

HAAAH DAYYYUM THAT SUCKS!

Jmpat 5

Saturday 23 April 2011 23:00

lmfao

kobiman 0

Monday 25 April 2011 3:41

why would you have your phone while mastubating like god

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