Geek: Today, I accidentally downloaded a virus, which hijacked my email...

By smarie09 - 06/03/2010 22:44 - Canada

Today, I accidentally downloaded a virus, which hijacked my email program. I somehow doubt the Dean at my university will thank me for my suggestion that he too could experience 100% natural male enhancement pills. FML

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DerangedFox 0

Sunday 7 March 2010 1:34

That really sucks big time. Why don't you try to get ahold of your Dean before he reads the email and attempt to explain the situation?

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Sunday 7 March 2010 4:36

Confucius says : Lay off the ****.

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chloewashere123 0

Thursday 1 March 2012 3:15

omg that happened to my grandma too and I got sent one of those

kendallpensonn 4

Wednesday 28 May 2014 18:48

sounds like zoey 101.

DadMom 13

Friday 2 September 2016 11:34

You never know, you might've done him a HUGE favor OP

Nick Guida 5

Tuesday 18 July 2017 1:05

he might just need it

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