By Anonymous - 14/03/2011 00:20 - United States

Today, eating my weight in breadsticks at Olive Garden and trying to relive my childhood via a pogo stick was not a good combination. My new shoes are now a different color. FML
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Ooh, pogo sticks! Definitely worth it. But YDI for eating that much. Try to control yourself next time.

Yes I see. Another victim of Pogo dieting. Less dangerous than Yo-yo dieting but more messy.

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Yeah, usually any sort of strenuous activity after stuffing yourself with food is a bad idea, but you already knew that! So did it taste as good coming up as it did going down? Nomnomnom :D

17, get tour face out of the trough long enough to read and process things.. OP threw up .

Yes I see. Another victim of Pogo dieting. Less dangerous than Yo-yo dieting but more messy.

I like you very much for makibg that joke.

At least you weren't drinking and driving...

QueenOfBoredom 0

stuffing your face and riding isnt too dandy an idea either

She probably was, because what kind of sober person would do that?!!?

jacob4848 4

You should eat more easy way to change your shoe color.

Grammar nazi ftw. And yeah, pogo sticks are never a good idea. As a guy you're essentially begging to get your sack smashed.

you stand and jump? how hard can that really be?

graceinsheepwear 33

haha wow that sounds like a bad combo xD I mean their breadsticks are delicious, don't get me wrong, but that's a littttttttle over the top xD especially following it with pogo sticking! lol my record on a pogo stick without stopping/falling is 308 bounces! :D

Huh, I wonder where that could have gone wrong.

I've never used a pogo stick to be honest :O I use... a different kind of stick... >.> <.< jk jk XD