Love: Today, due to nervousness, I threw up while proposing to my girlfriend....

By Anonymous - 23/04/2012 09:51 - United States

Today, due to nervousness, I threw up while proposing to my girlfriend. FML

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Monday 23 April 2012 17:06

Did she still say yes? :)

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Monday 23 April 2012 17:06

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