Geek: Today, before going to bed my phone lit up and I got all excited...

By nolove - 04/05/2009 02:12 - Canada

Today, before going to bed my phone lit up and I got all excited because I thought it was a text message. My phone was finished charging. FML

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Monday 4 May 2009 10:17

How can anybody even say their life is ****** because they didn't get a text message? Personally, I didn't get a text message all day! MY LIFE MUST BE ******! However, on second thought, the fact that this upset you is enough for me to agree that your life is ******.

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Monday 4 May 2009 10:11

That happens to me too, sadface :(

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Skifreak44 0

Thursday 7 May 2009 5:00

Boohoo grow a pair of balls and get some friends

ShadowMystika 0

Thursday 7 May 2009 5:02

OMG THAT'S HORRIBLE TOTALLY **** YOUR LIFE! not. This happens to everyone. What the hell kind of an FML is this? It's the worst, most boring one I've ever read, even worse than the fake ones...

HOLLAcaust 0

Thursday 7 May 2009 5:30

At first I just stared Then I kind of smiled And then I giggled a lot But now I'm staring at the screen with kind of a :| face

candiixo 0

Saturday 9 May 2009 1:51

SHAWG .

maize_rage_fan 0

Saturday 9 May 2009 2:15

why is this on here? this is terrible. you seem like the person who can't live 3 minutes without texting. you also seem like a bratty attention-getter.