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By Anonymous - 07/02/2015 09:09 - United States - Pueblo

Today, at work, a good song came on and I started dancing to it. I guess security thought my Michael Jackson crotch-grab was funny, because a printout of it is now pinned in our break room. FML

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It's close to midnight, and something evils lurking in my pants....

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That must be a thriller to your co-workers.

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1dvos_grl3 21

Sunday 8 February 2015 9:47

Hey you're a local celeb now, offer autographs!!

tasha_rom 4

Sunday 8 February 2015 15:31

There are worse ways to be immortalized in your office.

papygeorges 17

Sunday 8 February 2015 20:15

Didn't you feel like somebody was watching you? And you had no privacy?

Jazzay121 2

Sunday 8 February 2015 22:41

Now your the office celebrity, I'm jealous!

Comoke1024 19

Tuesday 10 February 2015 21:45

Gotta say, YDI. You do something in public and you have to assume someone can get a picture of it. Now you know, don't grab your genitals at work.

Triangle6757 9

Thursday 14 July 2016 21:18

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