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By LadyLou - 03/11/2015 11:42 - Australia

Today, at work, a customer told me that my teeth would make a very pretty necklace. FML

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By sel2207 - 06/01/2009 03:27 - France

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By Bethany - 07/08/2013 14:26 - United States

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Today, my dentist told me I had a good tongue. That's the best compliment I've gotten in months. FML

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By Gee... Thanks - 03/09/2014 01:35

Today, while my orthodontist was working on my teeth, she made the comment, "Wow! It looks like a murder scene in there!" FML

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By kimosabe - 02/03/2009 19:58 - United States

Today, at work a woman came up to the check out counter and when I greeted her she said "oh honey, you are so beautiful!" I immediately smiled and thanked her, then she looked at me and said "oh, not you." and then pointed to her ear. She was on her bluetooth. FML

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Tuesday 3 November 2015 18:51

And they didn't even mention how good your eyeballs would be in a salad?! What a noob.

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Tuesday 3 November 2015 18:53

They may be the secret tooth fairy, watch out.

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outfielder55 17

Wednesday 4 November 2015 5:21

Sounds like some Tim Bundy level shit

Anonimia_fml 3

Wednesday 4 November 2015 9:25

only in Australia...

pdp_fml 21

Wednesday 4 November 2015 11:05

You need to take that as a compliment, don't you think?

amber3120 15

Wednesday 4 November 2015 14:04

Them pearly whites (;

imbedderdenu 23

Wednesday 4 November 2015 20:15

omfg!! Kreep City!!!

TheMarethyu 2

Friday 6 November 2015 2:53

if u die we know what happened

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