Work and Miscellaneous: Today, at work, a customer I've never met before congratulated...

By Shorty - 31/10/2017 15:00 - United Kingdom

Today, at work, a customer I've never met before congratulated me on my gender transition and told me how brave I was. I'm not transgender, I'm just short and baby-faced. FML

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Allie614032 34

Tuesday 31 October 2017 19:12

Did you tell them their error? I need a follow-up!

tonyfan00 38

Wednesday 1 November 2017 6:02

Plot Twist: While you were trying to figure out why he made that comment, a buddy of his pick-pocketed you.

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RichardPencil 30

Tuesday 31 October 2017 16:11

You should console that person on their sanity transition. They transitioned from normal customer to delusional lunatic in one sentence!

DavyJoe 13

Thursday 2 November 2017 7:04

Found the Trump dickrider

Allie614032 34

Tuesday 31 October 2017 19:12

Did you tell them their error? I need a follow-up!

David Horgan 8

Tuesday 31 October 2017 19:43

grow a beard.

Lobby_Bee 17

Tuesday 31 October 2017 20:02

You should give her the I'm-offended face.

tonyfan00 38

Wednesday 1 November 2017 6:02

Plot Twist: While you were trying to figure out why he made that comment, a buddy of his pick-pocketed you.

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